Kim was kind enough to provide more details on her clumbers:

“We have three of these Clumber beasts, not just Penguin. Chewy, who is nearly 9, was at the last reunion. He’s not quite as spry as he was 5 years ago, but who is? Penguin is 5, and we have Piper, who is 17 months. Does your daughter want to place an order on who comes to reunion? I doubt we’ll manage all three. (May not want to get her hopes up too high though. If Penguin has puppies, none of us may make it. I’ll be the only person missing reunion due to my dog’s maternity! I told the SO we had to have puppies before we tried children….)”

My daughters go for cute and enthusiastic, slobbering counts for extra. Please, no jokes about which of these preferences they inherited from their mother.

So, we get lots of details on the clumbers but none on Kim’s SO . . . then again, my wife gives minimal details about me to her class secretary . . .