Esa Seegulam ‘06 discovers the upside to Williams’s seemingly endless network problems.

On the bright side, I have also become slightly more inventive. I have started carving my lab reports onto stone tablets, which are hardly ever offline, and “worms” just pass them by without even looking twice. They can be accessed from anywhere on campus, and do not pick up viruses when you take them home for two weeks. The down side is that to protect my intellectual property, I had to write the lab in hieroglyphs, and my professor was not too pleased:(

One of our anonymous sources has commented in the past that the Chief Technology Officer at Williams just happens to be Dinny Taylor, wife of Professor Mark Taylor. On one hand, I think it is good for the College to hire as many qualified spouses as possible. On the other hand, I have yet to hear anyone say anything nice about the current state of technology at Williams. If Dinny Taylor isn’t responsible, and accountable, for this sorry state of affairs, I would like to know who is.

If the College just needs $250,000 or so of additional money to purchase the necessary equipment, or hire the right consultants, then I have an idea about where the money might come from.