After reading the Record editorial decrying the College’s poor response to a report on alcohol use at Williams, I was intrigued.

Then today I read this article in the Washington Post about how my city has a “zero-tolerance” policy for people who drive. Sadly, it drove home the point at Williams, the only people who are serious about enforcing the law are the Williamstown Police. And that’s a shame.

Why? Because the college has always had a strange relationship with its students concerning the consumption of alcohol. There’s a tacit understanding that if people are “having a good time” and not harming themselves, in a safe environment, that the college isn’t concerned with underage drinking. The WPD have a clear line, however, that extends for everyone below 21. It’s the combination of these two properties that creates a murky area doing no one any good.

Outlawing personal alcohol at homecoming last year, for instance, is a perfect example of the college’s unwillingness to perform its own duties vis-a-vis alcohol. If Security were capable of enforcing a ban on underage drinking at games, they wouldn’t have needed to outlaw all fans from bringing in alcohol to tailgate. Because they were not, however, changes had to be made to the system which ultimately hurt alumni and all people of age.

That’s the sticky point: the WPD, despite any flaws, respects law-abiding citizens. The college, however, seems to view the problem as an area in which it can


Why? Because the college has always had a strange relationship with its students concerning the consumption of alcohol. There’s a tacit understanding that if people are “having a good time” and not harming themselves, in a safe environment, that the college isn’t concerned with underage drinking. JAs are trained to deal with alcohol abuse, but don’t have it drilled into their head not to give their frosh a beer or two. The WPD on the other hand have a clear line that extends for everyone below 21. It’s the combination of these two properties that creates a murky area doing no one any good.

Outlawing personal alcohol at homecoming last year, for instance, is a perfect example of the college’s unwillingness to perform its own duties vis-a-vis alcohol. If Security were capable of enforcing a ban on underage drinking at games, they wouldn’t have needed to outlaw all fans from bringing in alcohol to tailgate. Because they were not, however, changes had to be made to the system which ultimately hurt alumni and all people of age.

That’s the sticky point: the WPD, despite any flaws, respects law-abiding citizens. The college, however, seems to view the problem as an area in which it can seek a “goal” rather than a clear-cut solution. This only leads to tortured student defenses about “driving drinking underground” in response to crackdowns on alcohol use.

What’s the nearest real-world analogy? Probably immigration. If you believe that the United States needs to prevent people from coming into the country without a proper visa/passport/immigration procedure, then by default, you support border security. (Those of us who believe in an open-borders policy recognize that allowing everyone in would actually manage to ease the complications of becoming a legal immigrant, which would in turn assist border security, because there’d be no incentive to illegally cross into the US unless one were actually wishing to do harm to the country. Thus, even with open-borders, we would still need border security. It would just be more efficient. And honest.)

Having a porous border is akin to the college’s response to underage drinking. Sure, in theory, they might think it was bad, but just as I have respect for someone willing to go 3 days in the desert without food or water just to end up working in LA for sub-minimum wage, the college seems to think it’s okay to coddle frosh who wish to drink. Nobody’s getting harmed, right? But just as with bad border security, an unclear alcohol policy harms people indirectly involved. If border security agents are busy trying to prevent honest people from getting into America to get a job, then they cannot focus on the real bad guys or smugglers. And if the college allows underage drinking to occur, they end up harming legal drinkers (like alumni) from enjoying collegiate experiences the way they used to.

Until the college gets serious about alcohol, it’s going to continue the patchwork approach. And that will only hurt those of us who haven’t done anything wrong.