Sun 24 Dec 2006
Missed the homecoming show at Halftime? Or the halftime show at Homecoming? Either way, here is how it started.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, hermaphrodites and mennonites, kids of all ages and lovers of pages, landlubbers and film-dubbers, curvey wenches and players on benches, Enron execs and fans of T-Rex, spreaders of cheer and drinkers of beer, entomologists and scientologists, Demagogues, Candy hogs, Psychatogs, and scurvy dogs,
Welcome, to the 2006 Homecoming Halftime Extravaganza. Featuring the Ramblin’, Scramblin’, rope-jumpin’, bilge-pumpin’, shanty-singin’, cutlass-swingin’, jig-dancin’, wench-romancin’, never-beaten’, lime-eatin’, Wesleyan-defeatin’ Mucho Macho Moocow Military Precision Regimental Marching Band and Pirate Crew, featuring “Cap’n” Katy Dieber, Sunmi “Skipper” Yang, and Chris “two hooks” Caproni.
Was this as funny before Seth Brown ‘01 started writing it? I don’t think so. Read the whole thing as a special Christmas Eve treat for the kids. They’ll love it! Arrrrgh!
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Old Timer says:
I like some of the older shows as well. And they’re period pieces all right – the “N is for Netscape formation”? A moment of silence for dear Mr. C, then the Band saving the world from Colrain?
December 24th, 2006 at 9:09 pmAnonymous says:
ho hum (let’s not all get on the Seth-Brown-is-a-comic-genius bandwagon again)
December 24th, 2006 at 11:16 pmephmom says:
Maybe you ^^ should have said “bah humbug” — much more apropos.
I appreciate the celebration of all things Eph.
December 25th, 2006 at 1:50 amfrank uible says:
Scum alums and wearers of mums.
December 25th, 2006 at 4:38 pm(d)HTK says:
No credible challanger to Frank’s “Bah Humbug” Crown.
December 26th, 2006 at 10:29 am