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Williams couple seeks full-time nanny for four children. The children are 6 1/2 (girl), 5 (boy), 2 (girl), and newborn (girl). The mother runs a small business from the house and is involved in all aspects of the care and raising of the children. This is not a “sole charge” position, and the Mother will oversee and assist in the following areas:

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Skills Required: This position is for anyone with a love of children who fits the following description. He/She must have exceptional organizational skills, a pristine driving record, an outgoing personality, the willingness to adapt to existing household philosophies with respect to child-rearing, and the desire to make a positive contribution in the everyday lives of an extremely active and organized family (with high expectations).

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