In the absence of other suggestions, the official EphBlog-endorsed name for the current scandal at Williams is “Poo Fighters.” My theory is that the name needs a excrement reference and “poo” is the least objectionable of these. Also, we are interested in not just the poo itself but in the efforts of students and administrators to fight this scourge. Put these two thoughts together, recall the band Foo Fighters, and there you are. Don’t like Poo Fighters? Suggest a different nickname or be assimilated. Previous posts here.

Other EphBlog-endorsed scandal names include Nigaleian, QBE and Mary Jane Hitler. Good times all!