I am occasionally accused of making stuff up in a pathetic attempt at parody, especially when mocking the sacred purple cows of Williams today. Did I make this up?

The yellow stickers telling us to save energy are on just about every light switch in Dodd. I don’t really know what it’s like in other buildings, but in Dodd it’s really dangerous. The hallways and stairwells are pitch black. In the past few days I have fallen down/ tripped over steps more times than I should have. This has happened to other people as well. So, three things:

1) Before someone ends up in the hospital this month, can we please leave the lights on in stairwells?

2) Does this happen in other dorms?

3) Any other nonsense concerning do it in the dark?

No fair looking. By the way, the correct answer to #3 is that it is all nonsense . . .