DeWitt Clinton ‘97 claims that he has nothing to do with a recent outbreak of text-spam.

I awoke this morning to see numerous emails in my personal inbox reading:

To: dewitt@gmail.com
From: nnnnnnnnnn@vtext.com
Subject: Stop texting me!

Now obviously I’m not spam texting anyone. Not via the phone, not via email.

Sure, DeWitt. Whatever you say . . .