Thu 9 Oct 2008
Now – Have Campus Your Way …
Posted by Dick Swart under 1 at 12:58 pm
Yes! Finally your chance to have the administration under your thumb! To tell those Commie-Pinkos where to go! To bring back fraternities, to be that BMOC, to make Jr Phi Bete, to end Cluster Cup, to date Mary Jane Hitler!
Why just use ephblog to pretend you can make change, to imagine you know what’s going on in the Quad, to rant at people you don’t know WHEN IT CAN ALL BE ENTIRELY UNDER YOUR CONTROL!
Just $49.95 (plus S&H)! Same-day shipping, we accept all flavours of plastic!
What are you waiting for? Join the gang at Willy E!
Click here for immediate satisfaction ,,,
(offer void in States having a Sanity Clause because there ain’t-a no-Sanity Clause!)
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frank uible says:
Only if you provide me with a jen-you-wine an-teek “I Like Ike” campaign button!
October 9th, 2008 at 1:12 pmSoph Mom says:
Dick,
LOL, your talents are limitless! I vaguely remember when the Sims game came out.
So, I see streakers…and a toga party…and is that a guy guzzling out of the nozzle of a keg?!
BTW, when were toga parties the rage? Not my era…
October 9th, 2008 at 1:34 pmDick Swart says:
Streakers, togs, chug-a-lug ,,, our first customer:
http://1956ephs.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-coulda-bin-contenda.html
October 9th, 2008 at 1:56 pm